I'm jealous of your bromance
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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