I heard we made out
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
