never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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