Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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