you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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