Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Drunk is a universal language darling
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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