FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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