Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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