Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Holy shit dude........stairs
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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