No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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