Its about making memories worth repressing
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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