im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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