remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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