he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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