If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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