My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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