I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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