your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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