Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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