life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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