Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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