He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You made out with two different species that night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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