I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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