ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dick very happy bro
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Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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