Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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