Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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