If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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