Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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