whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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