Farmville is her only friend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
