My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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