She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
NoShamevember. You game?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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