i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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