I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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