My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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