She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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