I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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