Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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