sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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