I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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