Reggie can tackle my bush.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
