Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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