apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
