How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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