I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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