can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I need a hoe opinion
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