I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
