Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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