How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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