You surviving the open bar?
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Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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go home
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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