I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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