I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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