the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We have started to decorate penises.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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