She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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