if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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